Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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