what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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