How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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