have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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