it's not cheating when I paid for it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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