maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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