okay pat passed out under dana's car
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
