it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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