Don't make out with my wife yet
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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