At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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