People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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