so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
