I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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