Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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