I hate all girls vehemently.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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