dude i'm inner monologue high
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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