C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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