Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
