he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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