im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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