He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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