PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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