why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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