Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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