Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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