It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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