No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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