Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
should my penis look like a turkey
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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