Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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