he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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