What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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