Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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