I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Will exercising make me less horny?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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