Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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