can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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