i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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