Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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