Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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