it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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