have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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