they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
