Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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