Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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