I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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