You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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