Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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