Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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