she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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