I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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