Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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