why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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