butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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