Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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